Voting in Spite

That fat, black ugly Bitch. Bitch or Witch-Whatever. That big, fat, ugly bitch witch-the one who said “You will be killed-we will kill you” That big tree stump with a waste bin dangling in the place of brains. Is it just me or does that bitch look like a cross between a big, short, black Ox and a Muvule tree? I think she has horns and an adder in the place of ... Someone help me here, is it that she is sooo dumb that she can’t see how evil she looks in that red pair of slacks and that ridiculous yellow T-shirt? Damn, that bitch only has cow-teeth. Hell, and that is the bitch they use to voice their opinion? Hahaha, why do I feel like this whole system is a bad joke! Oh, am I so negative? Ok, let’s tone down abit here and be more forgiving, what is the name of that 98 year old Minister who appeared in Parliament with his creased pants twisted sideways half way up his tummy and his tie furrowed up and knotted like something a dog just dragged out a rubble? What’s that bitch-nigger’s name? He looked so ridiculous you would think he was a retired clown-cum-puppeteer at the circus 80 years ago. And ladies and Gentlemen, that breed of wretched, age-etched and scruffy people is what the current system finds more suited to determine the future of this land. On the lighter side, while you ponder about Whatsapp, Twitter and Facebook, this hag is preoccupied with P.O. Boxes and handwritten letters with a postal stamp…type writers and Radio Uganda as the cutting edge media of interaction. Out of tune is what this kind of man is, totally out of step and sync with the current times , generation, technology and challenges. This is exactly how backward we are treading. Double tap that and you will be faced with the usual archaic and unintelligent response-call it the only response they have proven to be capable of. Did we really evolve from these apes? The youth and the current generation of vibrant enthusiasts is constantly stymied and beached to the milieu while in the forefront old, out-of ideas and craggy dim-wit septuagenarians run the show.

I am amazed by the quality of young so-called youth they have conscripted into the system-a clear, opulent and ostentatious display of tokenism. Ladies and Gentlemen, these bullshit-slinging , butt-mouth wagging bum-slits are the newest breeds of dumb in this land. These neo-dumb boys and girls are the reason why this land has been left to the big-potbellied and rabid wolves to traverse and devour anything in their path at will without the slightest inkling or apprehension for repress or corollary. Are we really on the right track? Are we that dead and gone that tomorrow does not concern us anymore? Are we that blind that we now entrust our vision to old fossils of men and women who can barely see a mile ahead. These are the men and women who now seat in cozy imported chairs and aesthetic buildings to affix their furrowed signatures to our land’s 2020 vision? Are we that dumb and far spent that we freely and willingly sell our suffrage for a few pennies of this worthless currency? Really? Are we that gullible that we will undress and wear worthless T-shirts and goddamn banana-wilt infested fibers to impress a bunch of heartless and decaying headed fellows? Is this vindication enough to support a lost cause? What are we leaving behind for our children? When we are dead and gone, what will be said of us, least of our generation?

Someone tell me, is it me or these apes in expensive cars with booty-mouths are that ugly? Damn, these bitches and sons of bitches are not appealing at all! How do they get all of you hoodwinked? How do they keep you all on your knees with your mouths open? Don’t be fooled, it’s all a hoax. Get up on your feet and think! Get some brain cell activity! Unless you arise and vote, you are the reason this land is goner! Vote and vote wisely! DO NOT ENGAGE in violent acts. Wisdom does not call for you fight amongst yourselves and destroy whatever little we have achieved as a people for the last 30 years. Dialogue is the old, formidable tree-shade under which we all sit and discuss our differences and challenges with intent to seek peaceful and meaning resolutions to our divergence. Threats will not work either. Calm, informed and controlled advisories will go a long way, long after violent threats have reached their demise. I call for calm, I call for restraint and I call for us to stay in touch with our humanity. We have our differences but these disagreements here and there do not strip us off of our sanity and discernment for what is communally accepted as right or wrong. We are what we are because our forefathers preserved what we have today for us. If the Leaders of today and forefathers of tomorrow still behave like irresponsible, unruly and slow on the uptake juveniles of the post evolutional era, then we are no different from dinosaurs that fought themselves and annihilated themselves in the process. We can do better. Fellow countrymen, TOLERENCE should be our beacon through these darkened days in which we grope and stumble blindly.